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Floor Food: Don’t Judge Me

Floor Food: Don’t Judge Me

This morning I awoke freezing because, f*&% this weather. Anyway, I thought I’d make my lunch and breakfast and snacks for the day instead of refusing to get up until the last minute, and then spending $80 on food for the day (slight exaggeration).

To my horror, as I was frying some burgers at 7am, I accidentally flipped one out of the pan. Thinking that no one had seen me, and therefore the food was still good, I plucked it from the ground and flicked off all the cat hair and remnants of food accidents past. I then instantly dropped it again. It exploded on the floor, and Cthulhu appeared in a puff of smoke and started gnawing on it. That cat can hear meat. Other cats that can hear meat include the poor abandoned babies of SAFE https://give.everydayhero.com/au/bec-frocking-out

Slightly miffed at my stolen meat pattie, I looked in the fridge at all the expired food and wondered which of it to eat. I made an omelette with slightly green cheese and semi-dried zucchini (A delicacy that is unique only to my vegetable crisper). It was still good, I tells ya.

Today’s dress is from Banjo & Matilda. Damn they are expensive, but good quality. I got this one as a gift, but it definitely sparked a bloodlust for high quality cotton and cashmere. Damn them.

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